Rosie is a jokester. Even when she could barely talk, she'd try to say words funny or flat-out wrong just to make me laugh. But I laugh the hardest when she says things that reveal her innocence and unique perspective.
Here are the top 10 funniest things Rosie has said:
1.
Her: What's that?
Me: That's a silverfish.
Her: No, that's a bug!
2.
(Hands me a leaf)
Enjoy!
3.
(Sees me grating a sweet potato)
There's carrots inside!
4.
Daddy has a penis. Simon has a penis. Penis, penis. They're matching!
5.
(To her shark in her videogame)
Have a nice drown!
6.
(While drawing a self portrait)
God gave us long eyelashes to make our eyes pretty.
7.
When I was a baby, did I have a penis?
8.
My poops are trying to come out to join their friends from yesterday.
9.
Her: I want to have two daddies.
Me: Why?
Her: So Simon and I could both ride on shoulders.
Me: Where are we going to get another daddy?
Her: We take someone else's daddy!
10:
Excuse my butt.
Part of me hopes that a filter will develop when she is older so she doesn't alienate her peers, and part of me hopes the craziness from her mouth will never stop.
